A gullible simpleton is this afternoon struggling to find out the latest news about the Reptoids that secretly run everything after David Icke was banned from Facebook.
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A half-asleep and confused woman attended an early-morning Zoom meeting topless but wearing immaculate and professional trousers.
Facebook has somehow forgotten to add a ‘nobody gives a shit’ reaction to their platform, despite adding the ability to ‘hug’ a post earlier today.
Thousands of people across Britain have been left shocked and confused that a company with the word ‘Virgin’ in the name has somehow left them unsatisfied, after Virgin Media confirmed a series of intermittent outages had occurred throughout the nation on Monday night.
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