The difficulty in finding a compromise between protecting people from the transmission of the Coronavirus and getting people back to work may have been solved today after a report suggested everyone drives bumper cars all the time.
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A man well-known for intrusive digital surveillance via surreptitious methods has been left baffled by the lack of public uptake in his new app, according to sources this morning.
Parliament has today launched the Memberhub service, a new lockdown inspired service where the public can log on and watch MPs brutally fucking the entire country.
A woman who thoughtfully brought along a selection of cakes for the weekly office Zoom meeting has announced that, actually, she’s starting to feel a bit sick now.
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