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Twitter wastes no time in suspending Trump after only 1449 days of hate-speech and harmful fake news

Popular social media hellscape Twitter has wasted no time in addressing Donald Trump’s use of the platform to spread hate, far-right misinformation and incite a failed armed insurrection by leaping into action and suspending his account just 1449 short days after he started.

Woman looking suspiciously like Donald Trump opens hateful, conspiracy-filled Twitter account

A woman with a profile picture that looks suspiciously like a FaceApp’d gender swap of Donald Trump has opened a Twitter account and started angrily spewing lies about the election.

Jacob Rees-Mogg joins parliament via video call from the billiard room

Jacob Rees-Mogg has been sure not to miss a day’s work.

Man still not entirely sure which light switch to press in his own home

Putting two or more light switches on the same panel will keep homeowners confused for decades, according to a new study.

Angry man typing password

Tory Party criticised for changing Twitter account name to ‘RedHotNudes’

Irony-free Arron Banks loudly complaining about people using his personal data without his express permission

Man looking at his laptop screen

New tactical tactical voting website website launched to help tactically choose a tactical voting website

Labour cyber-attack finds mostly jam recipes

woman worriedly staring at her laptop

Facebook to add ‘mute this person until after the general election’ button

Facebook becomes FACEBOOK to more closely align with its shoutiest online communities

Mark Zuckerberg insists Facebook is 100% against Fake News, unless it comes from the most powerful people on the planet

Office worker with novelty ringtone universally despised

Geordie accent to be banned under proposed data encryption laws

Priti Patel denies freedom of movement to man wearing mind-reading exoskeleton

Woman in black angrily reading the phone

Boris Johnson sends photo of his penis to every Conservative Party member within minutes of getting Snapchat

Government proposes Schrodinger’s Irish Border, which exists when you want sovereignty and doesn’t exist when you want frictionless trade

Esther McVey

Esther McVey returns home to 2D house

Thomas Cook lists itself for sale on Ceefax

Man making a joke on his laptop

New Facebook IQ test sees millions of simpletons tricked into posting “I support Boris 100%”

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