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Esther McVey returns home to 2D house

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Esther McVey has returned home to her simple 2D house after giving a barnstorming Tory conference speech extolling a brave new world of ‘3D architects’.

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Thomas Cook lists itself for sale on Ceefax

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Ailing travel operator Thomas Cook is advertising the whole business on Ceefax for only £99 per person.

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New Facebook IQ test sees millions of simpletons tricked into posting “I support Boris 100%”

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A new test to determine the IQ of Facebook users has seen millions of idiots tricked into posting “I support Boris 100%” on random Facebook threads.

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Habitable planet absolutely shitting itself after being discovered by humans

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Planet K2-18b, which scientists say contains water and gases compatible with the presence of life, is said to be ‘absolutely cacking it’ at having been spotted by the notorious ‘human race’.

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Government’s ‘Get Ready for Brexit’ website just a link to the Irish embassy

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The government’s key website designed to help Britons prepare for life outside the EU, has suffered some technical glitches as most pages contained either meaningless slogans or a redirect towards the section of the Irish embassy’s website detailing how to apply for citizenship.

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New fitness tracker gives most convincing impression yet that it’s helping you be healthy

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A new fitness tracker has been launched that, manufacturers say, will give a more convincing impression that it’s helping you be healthy than any other fitness tracker on the market.

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Men’s deodorant cans need to be ‘unlocked’ because they’re simpletons who like playing with toys, explain manufacturers

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Companies who make deodorant cans ‘for him’ have revealed why they need to be unlocked prior to spraying – it’s because men are fucking idiots.

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‘I am the chosen one’ says man who doesn’t live in real world and wants guns – lots of guns

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President Trump appears to have explained why he exists in a fantasy world and loves firearms.

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‘Shutting up’ Uber drivers’ best chance of getting five stars

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Data released by exploitative transport company Uber has revealed that the best technique a driver has to ensure five-star reviews is to shut up.

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Inconsiderate twat insists on drying hands thoroughly despite queue forming behind him in toilet

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A man has had the gall to use the hand dryer in a busy public toilet for such a long time that his hands actually became dry.

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