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Russian agents arrested in Holland ‘just there to see the wonderful clogs which they had heard so much about’

Four Russians arrested in Holland with a car boot full of spying equipment were ‘just there to see the wonderful clogs and canals’, according to the Kremlin this morning.

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“MOTHS!” says Facebook

Facebook is now 80% moths, according to reports today.

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Satirical website discovers new way to stuff even more adverts onto the page

Popular satirical clickbait site FactPunch! has discovered some new and exciting methods to cram even more adverts onto their page, they have announced today.

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New Apple Watch will mock you when you fall over

The Apple Watch Series 4 will offer a sarcasm mode to mock you when you fall over.

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iPhone XS to include revolutionary arsehole recognition technology

The new iPhone XS will recognise the unique arsehole signature of its users and automatically log them in, according to details released today.

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Tim Cook unveils reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit

Apple CEO Tim Cook has unveiled a series of reasons why your existing iPhone is now disappointingly obsolete, and why you should immediately spend £1,000 on the new iPhone Xs.

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“Stop me before I tweet again,” begs emotional Elon Musk

Serial entrepreneur and social media accident waiting to happen Elon Musk has begged friends to take his phone off him whilst he still has a company to lose.

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Twitter ban forces InfoWars’ Alex Jones to go door-to-door selling conspiracy theories

As Twitter finally banned controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones from their platform, America’s finest moron-baiter has been forced to start selling his conspiracies door-to-door.

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