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Facebook’s pledge to always be free under threat after hiring Nick Clegg

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Nick Clegg has been given a senior role at Facebook, prompting widespread fears that users might now be charged exorbitant fees to use the site.

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Facebook aims to rebuild nation’s trust by hiring man no-one trusts

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Facebook, whose reputation has taken a pounding in the last two years, has hired Nick Clegg in an attempt to rebuild trust and credibility with its users.

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IT department announces split due to ‘artistic differences’

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The IT department at Hadley and Kemp Insurance Ltd has announced that it will be splitting up.

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Closing Google+ to cause untold distress to its remaining three users

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Google has announced it is to close it’s Google+ social network, to the utter dismay of the three people still regularly using it.

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Men celebrate Ada Lovelace Day by sending even more dick pics

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The world just marked Ada Lovelace day to remember the woman who gave birth to technological marvel that allows millions of men to be utterly vile to women when they’re not using their machines to wank themselves silly.

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Friend’s boring and pointless Facebook Live video enters third hour

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Your friend on Facebook Live has been wittering on for long enough to occupy a feature-length film.

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Waitrose and Tinder join forces to deliver lovers to your bedroom while you’re out

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Waitrose and Tinder have joined forces to offer a new dating app called Tindrose for the busy professional millennial.

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Russian agents arrested in Holland ‘just there to see the wonderful clogs which they had heard so much about’

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Four Russians arrested in Holland with a car boot full of spying equipment were ‘just there to see the wonderful clogs and canals’, according to the Kremlin this morning.

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“MOTHS!” says Facebook

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Facebook is now 80% moths, according to reports today.

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Satirical website discovers new way to stuff even more adverts onto the page

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Popular satirical clickbait site FactPunch! has discovered some new and exciting methods to cram even more adverts onto their page, they have announced today.

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