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‘Twitter is just a Liberal echo chamber’ insists man suggesting everyone follow him to new conservative echo chamber

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Twitter is nothing more than a liberal echo chamber that doesn’t allow the free exchange of challenging ideas, according to a man who prefers a platform where everyone agrees with him.

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Former Glastonbury attendees embarrassed to discover it was actually all on telly

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People who’ve previously spent vast amounts of money going to the refugee camp with tunes that is Glastonbury are now feeling very silly after finding out they could have just watched it all on TV.

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Man breaks personal best by only logging in to amend his online supermarket order 92 times

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An incredibly organised man broken his personal after logging back in to change his online grocery shop on a mere ninety-two occasions.

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Bloke looking suspiciously like Katie Hopkins opens hateful, racist Twitter account

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A man with a profile picture that looks suspiciously like a FaceApp’d gender swap of Katie Hopkins has opened a Twitter account and started spewing hateful bollocks.

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Katie Hopkins supporters mistaking ‘freedom of speech infringement’ with ‘everyone thinking she’s a dick’

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Supporters of Katie Hopkins have today insisted her banning by Twitter is an infringement on her freedom of speech, rather than a simple demonstration of the fact that lots of people think she’s a dick.

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Study confirms 95% of Britons easily tricked by fake statistics

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A new study examining how the British public consume news and media has scientifically confirmed that approximately 95% of all Britons will believe literally any statistic they read on the Internet.

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UK virus tracing app switches to the ‘Ask Jeeves – Friends Reunited’ model

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The government has revealed today that they are ditching their current contact tracing app in favour of a new world-beating Ask Jeeves – Friends Reunited model.

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How to monetise your blog by making it a blog about how to monetise a blog

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The best way to successfully monetise your blog is to change the topic of the blog to ‘how to monetise your blog.’

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Victory over Internet voting finally lays to rest bitter memories of my defeat against the Gutenberg printing press, insists Rees-Mogg

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Jacob Rees-Mogg has hailed his victory against Internet voting in the House of Commons, insisting it goes some way to making up for his attempts to stop the Gutenberg printing press back in 1440.

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Elon Musk chooses worst possible moment to come out as a Flat-Earther

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Entrepreneur and apparently needy, attention-seeking billionaire Elon Musk took to Twitter to announce his belief the Earth was flat last night, literally twenty minutes after launching a spaceship off it.

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