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9 million unregistered voters preparing themselves to start voter registration process 1 hour before deadline

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Britain’s unregistered voters are preparing themselves to start the voter registration process one hour before the deadline tonight.

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LinkedIn looking to attract corporate bastards as well as corporate shitheads

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LinkedIn is looking to broaden its demographic with a determined drive to attract corporate bastards to complement its already huge user base of corporate shitheads.

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Elon Musk criticised for letting his Minecraft-obsessed children design new Tesla Cybertruck

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Tesla CEO Elon Musk has been criticised after letting his Minecraft-obsessed children design his company’s flagship pickup truck.

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Elon Musk ushers in the future predicted in 80s sci-fi by launching car out of TimeCop

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The 2020s will begin just like 80s movies predicted with incredibly ugly box-like cars that go really slowly, Elon Musk has confirmed at his launch today.

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Lying sack of shit claims people don’t give a toss about being lied to by sacks of shit

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Dominic Raab, an amoral liar currently in charge of bankrupting Harry Dunn’s family for making too much of a fuss, has given the press his utterly worthless assurance that British voters could not care less about honesty or truth.

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Tory Party criticised for changing Twitter account name to ‘RedHotNudes’

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There has been widespread condemnation for the Tory Party for the decision to change the name of their Twitter press account to ‘RedHotNudes’ for the duration of the leaders’ debate.

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Irony-free Arron Banks loudly complaining about people using his personal data without his express permission

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Using personal information without the person’s express permission is the sort of thing that should only happen to other people, according to Arron Banks today.

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New tactical tactical voting website website launched to help tactically choose a tactical voting website

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A new tactical, tactical voting website, website has been launched in an attempt to help voters choose tactically which tactical voting website to use.

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Labour cyber-attack finds mostly jam recipes

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Russian hackers have been left ‘bewildered’ after their cyber attack on the UK Labour party revealed nothing more than several hundred different ways to turn different fruits into preserves.

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Facebook to add ‘mute this person until after the general election’ button

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Facebook is to add a button that will you allow you to mute people until the US elections are over, they have announced.

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