‘Apple profits are outrageous’ tweets man into his new £1,300 iPhone
Technology giant Apple has declared its most profitable quarter ever, much to the annoyance of people who don’t seem to understand how capitalism works.
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Stock market panic as the wrong kind of people make money from it
The stock market has flown into a panic after some less experienced people managed to make it work for them.
Man furious as 40-minute run counts for nothing after forgetting to wear his Fitbit
A man is absolutely furious today after completing a 40-minute lunchtime run which counted for absolutely nothing after completely forgetting to wear his new Fitbit in order to track his progress.
Twitter apologises for allowing photo to be tweeted that isn’t Bernie and his f**king mittens
Twitter has apologised after it allowed a photo to be tweeted that didn’t feature Bernie Saunders and his f**king mittens in some way.
