A man on Twitter has today segued neatly from explaining the epidemiological aspects of coronavirus to perfectly explaining what’s gone wrong in Afghanistan.
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A year-long wide study of over 87 million social media profiles has scientifically confirmed what used to be received folk wisdom; that anyone with a close-up of their head smoking a large cigar are irredeemable pricks who should be avoided at all costs.
I showed a bot a thousand Darren Grimes Tweets, because I wanted to create one of those humorous articles where the bot appears to use AI to create a satirical version of the original thing you showed it. But I feel quite bad now, because the bot just cried for ten minutes and then appeared to self-destruct.
Twitter has announced that it plans to start adding blue dick badges to accounts in order to help users spot weapons-grade knobheads.
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