Jose Mourinho targets summer signing of ‘Bendy Bus’
Following his side’s Champions League exit, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has confirmed he will use the bulk of his summer transfer kitty on the signing of a bendy-bus.
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Football fans offer thanks to David Moyes for incredible 10 month journey
Football fans across the country have offered their heartfelt thanks to David Moyes for the incredible job he did in making Manchester United ‘ordinary’.
John Terry to test drive lab-grown vaginas
Former England captain and occasional racist John Terry has claimed he should have ‘first go’ on pioneering synthetic minges, it has emerged.
Harvard students to get lessons in angry shouting and pointing
Students at Harvard University are to become skilled in angrily pointing at their watches and shouting at people fifty yards away, thanks to a teaching position given to Sir Alex Ferguson.
