Qatar wins bid to host Sepp Blatter’s leaving do
Qatar has seen off rival bids from Mordor, Castle Greyskull and Russia, to win the right to host Sepp Blatter’s FIFA leaving do.
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UKIP leadership committee rejects Sepp Blatter’s resignation
Sepp Blatter’s resignation has been rejected by the UKIP leadership committee and he will be asked to stand again for leader, according to sources this morning.
Sepp Blatter resigns to spend more time with his bribes
FIFA President Sepp Blatter has announced his resignation insisting he plans to spend more time with the sacks of money he keeps in his various homes.
Aston Villa stayed behind at Wembley to enjoy ‘shot on target’
Aston Villa’s losing FA Cup final team stayed behind on Saturday evening in order to find out what it’s like to have a shot on target at England’s world-famous stadium.
