Competitive Dad intensively training son in egg and spoon technique ahead of school sports day
A father’s sense of worth depends entirely on his son destroying the competition in the all important Year 3 egg and spoon race.
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‘Southgate needs to go’ insists man who eleven months ago had ‘Southgate is a legend’ tattooed on his chest
A man has today insisted that Gareth Southgate is rubbish and needs to be sacked, despite believing that Gareth Southgate was a legend and should be given a new contract less than 12 months ago.
Charity shops overwhelmed by sudden surge in donations of M&S waistcoats
Following England’s 4-0 drubbing at the hands of Hungary, charity shops across the country have this morning been besieged by donations of precision-tailored M&S waistcoats.
Manchester United unveil first big summer signing
Manchester United have unveiled their first big summer signing of the season with a sensational swoop for striker Lee Mack.
