Sepp Blatter resigns to spend more time with his bribes
FIFA President Sepp Blatter has announced his resignation insisting he plans to spend more time with the sacks of money he keeps in his various homes.
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Aston Villa stayed behind at Wembley to enjoy ‘shot on target’
Aston Villa’s losing FA Cup final team stayed behind on Saturday evening in order to find out what it’s like to have a shot on target at England’s world-famous stadium.
England team agree to boycott knockout stages of 2018 World Cup in Russia
The English football team will stand in defiance against the corruption at the heart of FIFA by going out in the group stages of the next World Cup in Russia.
John Terry demands move to Leicester City
John Terry is to sign for Leicester City after watching the club’s official racist sex tape on YouTube.
