Brendan Rodgers to join ISIS in attempt to restore Anfield fear factor
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers plans to join terrorist outfit ISIS in a bid to restore the Anfield fear factor, according to reports this morning.
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Rugby World Cup changing room cameras ‘not being used to full potential’, claim women
Cameras broadcasting from changing rooms during the Rugby World Cup really aren’t giving good value, said England’s women today.
Bridge players offer compromise of five press ups for each trick to become a proper ‘sport’
The English Bridge Union has offered to include five press ups for each trick won in an attempt to be classified as a ‘sport’ in the eyes of funding body Sport England.
Dull middle class men to spend six weeks boring on about sport they don’t understand
Britain is bracing itself for six weeks of unremittingly tedious middle-class, middle-aged, awful people endlessly boring on about rugby; a sport they have only the vaguest comprehension of.
