English cricketers have breathed a huge sigh of relief after BT Sport secured the rights to the next Ashes series, ensuring their inevitable hammering will be seen by absolutely nobody.
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Chelsea captain John Terry is set to appeal an indefinite ban from online sex aid, Tinder, according to reports this morning.
Chelsea have completed the signing of Barcelona striker Pedro after the Spanish hitman’s partner passed a rigorous physical examination conducted by club captain John Terry.
US dentist Walter Palmer has been granted a licence to hunt John Terry, after Chelsea officials declared their captain to now be too old to make a meaningful contribution to the club.
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