Andy Murray British again after winning Davis Cup
Plucky Briton Andy Murray is British again after winning the Davis Cup, British news sites are delighted to report today.
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Angels face bribery inquiry after Sepp Blatter ‘near death experience’
The Angels are at the centre of a fresh Fifa bribery scandal after sources claimed Sepp Blatter tried to bribe his way into the afterlife.
Singing of French National Anthem prompts fears of irregular verbs
Fears are growing that several thousand England football fans are planning to murder the beautiful French language.
David Moyes replaces Spam as Britain’s least popular export
David Moyes has officially replaced Spam as Britain’s least popular export following his sacking from Real Sociedad.
