The vibrating anal bead scandal surrounding leading chess player Hans Neimann seems to have spread to the world of football and one of the most high-profile players in the Premier League.
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To protect Chelsea supporters from the oppression of the premier league table, Vladimir Putin has declared his intention to intervene in London on ‘humanitarian grounds’.
Gareth Southgate has insisted today that he always selects his England squad based on current form, despite demonstrably not picking a squad based on their current form.
After the sacking of Thomas Tuchel after just 18-months in the role, the new Chelsea manager Graham Potter has been given a 45-minute rolling contract by the club’s owner, Todd Boehly.
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