Falling meteor results in fresh Daniel Sturridge injury
Luckless Liverpool striker, Daniel Sturridge, is set to be sidelined for another six week due to a rare meteor sighting in Scotland.
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Satire writers declare a tragedy as Tokyo Sexwale withdraws FIFA Presidential bid
Satire writers are in mourning this afternoon after Tokyo Sexwale withdrew his application to be named head of FIFA.
Neutrals left wondering if Liverpool and Manchester United can both lose
After Liverpool and Manchester United were drawn against each other in the last 16 of the Europa League, neutrals have been left wondering if there is any way they could both lose.
Transfer market to be flooded with knock-off Chinese Rooneys
Following news that China has made an ‘incredible’ offer for Wayne Rooney, pundits fear he will be reverse engineered and shipped over in his thousands.
