Starving refugees support calls for Djokovic pay rise
Refugees on the Macedonian border have insisted Novak Djokovic should be paid even more for hitting a little furry ball with a racket.
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North Korean media reports Kim Jong Un rode Shergar to victory at Cheltenham festival
North Korean media has reported that their leader Kim Jong Un rode missing, inevitably long-dead racehorse Shergar to victory in the 2:45 at Cheltenham yesterday.
At least we didn’t rape anyone, insist Cheltenham Festival footballers
Footballers accused of urinating into a glass and pouring it over a balcony at the Cheltenham festival has told reporters that at least nobody was sexually assaulted.
Rafa Benitez blissfully ignorant of what’s he’s let himself in for
Rafa Benitez is still ‘blissfully ignorant’ of what he’s let himself in for after signing to manage Newcastle.
