Disgraced ex-England soccer boss, Sam Allardyce, has been targeted by the sport’s international governing body, FIFA, who are keen to harness Big Sam’s natural aptitude for greed and duplicity.
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The world is today utterly baffled as to how anyone in football is not immediately suspicious when asked dodgy questions by ‘wealthy businessmen’ they’ve only just met.
After ending Sam Allardyce’s contract by mutual embarrassment, the FA have narrowed down their search for a successor to anyone who fancies giving it a go.
Former England manager Sam Allardyce has updated his CV to reflect that he is statistically the nation’s greatest ever manager.
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