The world is today utterly baffled as to how anyone in football is not immediately suspicious when asked dodgy questions by ‘wealthy businessmen’ they’ve only just met.
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After ending Sam Allardyce’s contract by mutual embarrassment, the FA have narrowed down their search for a successor to anyone who fancies giving it a go.
Former England manager Sam Allardyce has updated his CV to reflect that he is statistically the nation’s greatest ever manager.
Sam Allardyce has denied being paid the ‘insultingly low’ sum of £400,000 for his frankly tremendous opinions today.
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