Sam Allardyce to destroy ISIS
Big Sam Allardyce has retired from football to focus on fucking ISIS right up.
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Sam Allardyce’s retirement cut short after Werther’s Original ‘bung’ allegation
Sam Allardyce’s retirement from football management has abruptly ended following an undercover sting operation where he was apparently filmed accepting a bag of Werther’s Original in exchange for information regarding player contracts in the West Sussex Over 60s Mixed Lawn Bowls Association.
John Terry retires from football to focus on adultery and racism
John Terry is tonight celebrating his retirement from football in order to focus on his true passions of adultery and racism.
Arsenal “didn’t want to play in the smelly Champions League anyway”
After failing to qualify for UEFA’s flagship competition, Arsenal have declared that the Champions League is smelly rubbish and they’ve got much more interesting things to do anyway.
