West Ham and Newcastle United raided by police after fraudulently claiming to be ‘football teams’
Arrests have been made at West Ham and Newcastle United under the trades descriptions act after they claimed to be ‘football teams’.
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Tories to ban London Marathon after strong runner filmed helping weak runner
Prime Minister Theresa May has called for the London marathon to be banned after a strong athlete helped a weak athlete in an outrageous display of asphalt-based socialism.
Relief as Chelsea ensure Britain will not suffer another Chas and Dave FA Cup Final song
Music lovers across the country are ecstatic that Tottenham’s defeat to Chelsea on Saturday means there won’t be a new FA Cup song recorded by Chas and Dave.
John Terry to leave Chelsea in bid to become the new Doctor Who
Stalwart defender John Terry has announced his intention to quit Chelsea at the end of the season.
