David Moyes has been unveiled as West Ham manager after regaling the Hammers board with his amazing feat of management while looking after plucky underdogs, Manchester United.
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Tottenham Hotspurs fans basking in the glow of last night’s Champions League victory against Real Madrid are said to be on the verge of attaining levels of smugness not seen since the release of Ossies’ Dream in 1981.
A violent Everton fan’s life ban from Goodison Park is a blessing in disguise, it has emerged.
Whoever buys Newcastle United won’t be getting a large mug of any kind.
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