Muslim flying England flag outside mosque throws EDL into confusion
A man of a different faith and ethnicity has confounded far-right groups by vociferously supporting the England team at an International sporting event.
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Gareth Southgate to celebrate England goals by windmilling his cock after dislocated shoulder
After somehow managing to dislocate his shoulder while out running, the England manager will now just have to wave his penis around if his team scores another goal.
Woman criticises husband for watching ‘that football rubbish for a month’ before turning back to Love Island
John Green from Preston, who has been strongly condemned by his partner for hogging the television for a month to watch the world cup, has been told in no uncertain terms that he is spoiling the viewing enjoyment of the whole family.
Gareth Southgate apologises for letting down tabloid hacks with unexpected England win
The England manager has said sorry to tabloid headline writers for starting the World Cup in Russia with a win.
