Brexiters unhappy at football coming ‘home’ to England via Schengen area
Brexiters have queried the ethnicity of football after hearing it would like to come ‘home’ via the open borders inside the Schengen area.
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Neymar falls over again after toddler sneezes three feet away
Notoriously tumble-prone Brazil star Neymar has fallen over three times today already, according to reports.
Roy Keane to properly duff up Neymar
Roy Keane is coming out of retirement to knock the piss out of Neymar.
‘Is it me or is Gareth Southgate getting progressively more sexy?’ enquires everybody
Gareth Southgate is definitely looking sexier and sexier.
