Football, who had been planning to come home this week, has taken a closer look at England, seen what it calls the ‘absolute f**king state’ of the country and taken the decision to not come home for the foreseeable future.
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England are out of the World Cup and all of those waistcoats are definitely going back.
A grandfather is looking forward to celebrating the match tonight in a very special way, according to reports.
Local man Simon Williams has told friends the England team are going to blow it and have ‘no chance’, but it’s a different story when nobody is listening.
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