Local man Simon Williams has told friends the England team are going to blow it and have ‘no chance’, but it’s a different story when nobody is listening.
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Local smug tosser Simon Williams has confirmed he likes it when people he thinks are beneath him are unhappy.
Gareth Southgate has begged the fair folk of fairyland to let him keep the magic waistcoat for just a few more days, according to reports.
Brexiters have queried the ethnicity of football after hearing it would like to come ‘home’ via the open borders inside the Schengen area.
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