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Mike Riley’s apology to Everton overturned by VAR

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Mike Riley’s apology to Everton Football Club following a decision not to award a penalty against Manchester City has dramatically been overturned by VAR.

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Kepa’s missed penalty shot down after entering Ukrainian airspace

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Kepa Arrizabalaga‘s missed penalty has been taken out by the Ghost of Kyiv, according to reports this evening.

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Leeds United fire the only likeable thing about their entire club

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Leeds United have sacked their manager Marcelo Bielsa, removing the only remotely likeable thing in the entire club.

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Vladimir Putin declares Chelsea an independent protectorate of Russia

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To protect Chelsea supporters from the oppression of the premier league table, Vladimir Putin has declared his intention to intervene in London on ‘humanitarian grounds’.

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British man inexplicably excited by American sports

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The championship of a sport played by about twenty people seven thousand miles away has left a British man inexplicably enthused and excited this morning.

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Man who stayed up for the Super Bowl enjoying full day of telling everyone he stayed up for the Super Bowl

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A man who stayed up late to watch last night’s Super Bowl is enjoying a full and frantic day of telling everyone he knows that he stayed up for last night’s Super Bowl.

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Rampant consumerism celebrates 56th consecutive Super Bowl victory

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Marketing professionals are celebrating yet another magnificent victory in yesterday’s Super Bowl LVI, after securing unprecedented levels of coverage for their range of tawdry products.

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Team GB protests at continued exclusion of ‘Hill Slide on Carrier Bag’ from Winter Olympics

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The British team have today submitted a formal complaint to the organisers of the China Winter Olympic event over the continued exclusion of traditional British winter sport, the hill slide on a carrier bag.

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Kurt Zouma did nothing wrong, insists ‘cat in a bin’ lady

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A woman who became famous after putting a cat in a wheelie bin has today leapt to the defence of West Ham footballer Kurt Zouma.

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Chinese Uyghurs looking forward to forgetting their troubles with a fortnight of winter sports

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Declaring that they “finally had something to get excited about”, the entire Uyghur Muslim population of China couldn’t contain their glee this morning at the prospect of two weeks of non-stop snow games in the Beijing Winter Olympics.

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