A football fan has today expressed his annoyance at Black Lives Matter being shoved down this throat for 15-seconds a week at the start of each football match, despite having no issue whatsoever with the fifty-eight gambling ads that will be beamed directly into his brain during the following two hours.
View article >
The notoriously erudite supporters of Millwall FC have sought to clarify that they booed players taking the knee on Saturday, not as another episode in their long history of racist thuggery, but to express disdain with the ‘ultra-woke’ Heraclitean postulate of speculative thought centred on opposites.
Police have arrested a tall Caucasian man answering only to the name of Dr Pedro Shiltoni in connection with the untimely death of football legend Diego Maradona.
A brilliant English sports fan deflated the pomposity of condolences over the death of football legend Diego Maradona, by pointing out that people he has never met once won a military victory over some remote islands that he believes are somewhere near Greenland.
Keep up with the latest bouts of catastrophic
bellendry from all around the world.
