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Warning that scrapping Page 3 could leave footballers unable to find girlfriends

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Premiership footballers could be left single and lonely after  The Daily Star announced it is to cease publication of its popular ‘Page 3’ dating section.

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Kind-hearted Grand National offers to fly injured horses to Dignitas rather than shooting them in the head on the track

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The organisers of the Grand National have responded to accusations of animal cruelty by offering to fly injured horses to Switzerland to be put out of their misery.

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Your FREE 2019 Grand National fatalities Sweepstake kit

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It’s that time of year when everyone comes together to enjoy the nation’s favourite equine carnage dash, and we’re giving you the opportunity to join in the needless suffering fun with a handy print off and keep Fatalities Sweepstake Kit.

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Man who thought Conor McGregor really retired now looking to buy some magic beans

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A man who genuinely thought Conor McGregor had retired is ‘deeply interested’ in purchasing some magic beans, it has emerged.

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Team INEOS to demonstrate green credentials by recycling jiffy bags

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Bosses of Britain’s top cycling team have reassured environmental campaigners they plan to prove their green credentials by recycling jiffy bags.

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Durham County Cricket appoint Skeletor as ‘sporting consultant’

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Durham have dropped a second major bombshell in the space of 24 hours by appointing Skeletor to advise on ‘all cricket-related operations’.

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Scotland loses to Borat

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Scotland has slipped to a humiliating defeat in the Euro2020 qualifiers to a man in a green mankini.

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Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish relieved that Birmingham City fans punch like little girls

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Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish has spoken of his relief that Birmingham City fans punch with all the strength of a pre-pubescent girl, after he was attacked from behind but still able to go on to score the winner.

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Duckworth-Lewis Amendment will see UK enter permanent customs union if it’s raining on March 29th

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The Duckworth-Lewis Amendment to the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement, to be voted on in parliament this week, will see the UK enter a permanent customs union with the EU if it is raining on March 29th.

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Anti-Brexit supporters inspired by Chelsea goalkeeper may just refuse to leave EU

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Anti-Brexit campaigners watching yesterday’s league cup final have found themselves inspired by Kepa Arrizabalaga’s refusal to abide by a decision he disagreed with, and his choice to stay inside the field of play.

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