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‘Wenger In’ signs appearing at Emirates after Unai Emery’s sacking

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Famously tolerant Arsenal fans have brought out their ‘Wenger In’ signs to matches after Unai Emery’s sacking for a pathetic start to the season.

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Comical Mourinho Spurs meltdown scheduled for March 2021

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The Tottenham Hotspur board have announced that the inevitable comical Mourinho meltdown has been scheduled for March 2021.

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Jose Mourinho announces first Tottenham signing will be ‘London Routemaster’

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New Tottenham Hotspurs manager Jose Mourinho has told club officials to spare no expense in trying to sign one of London’s Routemaster buses on a long-term contract.

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North London Police investigating after Argentinian man stabbed in the back

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Police are investigating reports that a recently unemployed Argentinian man was found stabbed in the back in the Tottenham area of London.

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Understanding how rugby union scrum works ‘literally impossible’ by Saturday, non rugby fans warned

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Your average punter hasn’t got a cat in hell’s chance of working out the purpose of a rugby union scrum before England’s crunch world cup semi-final with New Zealand, and needs a longer extension period to understand it, has been confirmed today.

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English rugby set for most memorable showdown since Boris Johnson flattened that 10-year-old boy

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Ahead of Saturday’s World Cup semi-final clash with New Zealand, fans will be recalling past English rugby achievements in Japan, in particular, the time when a galloping Boris Johnson brutally shoulder-charged a small boy into the ground.

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Scotland threaten legal action against World Rugby for being forced to humiliate themselves against Japan

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The Scottish Rugby Union has threatened legal action against World Rugby after being forced to play a match against Japan in which they were comprehensively beaten by the hosts.

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Man beats two-hour record at supermarket self-service checkout

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A man has dipped under the two-hour mark for scanning his weekly groceries at a self-service checkout at a Tesco supermarket, it has been confirmed this morning.

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Coleen Rooney accuses Rebekah Vardy of leaking stories to NewsThump

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Coleen Rooney has dramatically accused fellow WAG Rebekah Vardy of leaking private and personal stories to popular news site NewsThump in a dramatic twitter post this morning.

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Outrage as Katarina Johnson-Thompson only gets one medal

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There was shock and outrage as it was revealed that, despite being brilliant at seven different sports, Katarina Johnson-Thompson was only awarded one medal.

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