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Ben Stokes asked if he fancies taking a swing at Brexit

After turning a no-win situation into a glorious and memorable victory yesterday, England all-rounder Ben Stokes has been asked if he fancies turning his hand to Brexit.

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Frank Lampard starts new temp job on the Fulham Road

Frank Lampard has today started a new temporary job on the Fulham road working for Chelsea football club.

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“Don’t worry, girls, I never lost MY semi” assures Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson has attempted to console the England women’s football team.

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Steph Houghton offered lucrative Pizza Hut contract

England captain Steph Houghton’s despair at missing a penalty could be assuaged by the offer of a lucrative contract to do Pizza Hut commercials.

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John Inverdale’s guide to the Wimbledon Ladies of 2019

In our exclusive feature, the BBC’s John Inverdale runs the rule over this year’s Ladies Wimbledon contenders.

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World queuing championship ruined by Tennis

Once again, the World queuing championship at Wimbledon has been invaded by a number of non-queuers playing tennis in the Queuing Championship grounds.

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All-female World Cup proves, once again, that it’s men who face real discrimination

Unbeknownst to many, on the more esoteric channels of the BBC, a football World Cup has been taking place, but it’s not a normal World Cup; it’s a World Cup for women only.

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Spurs fans call for a ‘People’s Game’ to confirm Champions League result

Disappointed Tottenham Hotspur fans, distraught at losing a Champions League final to Liverpool that they thought they would win, have called for a second ‘People’s Game’, promising the outcome of this second game will be final. Honest.

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