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We are the real victims of this war, insist Chelsea fans

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Victims of war come in many shapes and sizes, and despite the fact that the conflict between Russia and Ukraine is a thousand miles away, some of the hardest-hit victims are in and around Stamford Bridge, according to Chelsea fans today.

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Embarrassed Roman Abramovich has card declined at Aldi

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Roman Abramovic has embarrassingly had his card declined whilst trying to do his big shop at Aldi.

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Chelsea sold to Trotters Independent Traders

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Chelsea football club has been sold to two entrepreneurial brothers from London.

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Chelsea hoping to improve their reputation with takeover by the Taliban

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Chelsea Football Club are hoping to improve their ailing reputation with the announcement of a potential takeover by the Taliban.

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Mike Riley’s apology to Everton overturned by VAR

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Mike Riley’s apology to Everton Football Club following a decision not to award a penalty against Manchester City has dramatically been overturned by VAR.

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Kepa’s missed penalty shot down after entering Ukrainian airspace

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Kepa Arrizabalaga‘s missed penalty has been taken out by the Ghost of Kyiv, according to reports this evening.

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Leeds United fire the only likeable thing about their entire club

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Leeds United have sacked their manager Marcelo Bielsa, removing the only remotely likeable thing in the entire club.

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Vladimir Putin declares Chelsea an independent protectorate of Russia

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To protect Chelsea supporters from the oppression of the premier league table, Vladimir Putin has declared his intention to intervene in London on ‘humanitarian grounds’.

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British man inexplicably excited by American sports

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The championship of a sport played by about twenty people seven thousand miles away has left a British man inexplicably enthused and excited this morning.

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Man who stayed up for the Super Bowl enjoying full day of telling everyone he stayed up for the Super Bowl

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A man who stayed up late to watch last night’s Super Bowl is enjoying a full and frantic day of telling everyone he knows that he stayed up for last night’s Super Bowl.

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