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All-female World Cup proves, once again, that it’s men who face real discrimination

Unbeknownst to many, on the more esoteric channels of the BBC, a football World Cup has been taking place, but it’s not a normal World Cup; it’s a World Cup for women only.

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Spurs fans call for a ‘People’s Game’ to confirm Champions League result

Disappointed Tottenham Hotspur fans, distraught at losing a Champions League final to Liverpool that they thought they would win, have called for a second ‘People’s Game’, promising the outcome of this second game will be final. Honest.

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Man adds ‘built like a champion boxer’ to Tinder profile

A 28-year-old Basingstoke man has updated his Tinder profile after Andy Ruiz Jnr’s victory over Anthony Joshua at the weekend.

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Seasonal migrant workers help transform Liverpool into European superpower

Liverpool has become a European superpower, thanks to an influx of seasonal migrant workers used to increase its productivity.

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Manchester City stripped of Premiership after adding everyone else’s points together proves they lost

In a dramatic development overnight, adding the points of every other team in the premiership together has proved Manchester City didn’t win the Prem.

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Manchester United to feed more successful teams’ cats during European finals

Manchester United are to feed the cats while Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool and Chelsea are all away playing in some important football matches.

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Man wondering if he can talk about Fight Club yet

51-year-old Simon Williams is wondering if he can talk about Fight Club yet, we can confirm.

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Jurgen Klopp asked if he fancies having a go at managing Brexit

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has been approached about the possibility of taking over the management of Brexit, after demonstrating an uncanny ability to turn utterly hopeless no-win situations into glorious victories.

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