A grieving nation was further hurt this morning as the chroniclers of the age said that it was unlikely historians of the future would care about England losing at sport, and even less likely anyone would regard such a routine event as particularly significant.
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25 years after ‘Three Lions’ topped the charts, comedians Baddiel and Skinner have admitted it’s not coming home after all and are to release ‘It’s staying abroad’ to reflect the reality of the England game.
An England fan is genuinely considering putting pineapple on a pizza today in a bitter and disgusting revenge attack on Italy.
Italy’s victory over England in the final of Euro 2020 arrives alongside an entirely coincidental surge in Italian food sales in Wales and Scotland.
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