Nigel Farage has this morning been left distraught after the sovereign nation of Australia used its sovereign powers to decide who can and can’t cross its borders.
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Nigel Farage’s celebration of an Eastern European crossing a border into a country that initially ruled he couldn’t enter has been attributed to him receiving a number of ghostly visitations overnight.
After spending many years insisting we should implement border controls like the sovereign nation of Australia, Nigel Farage has this morning lambasted Australia’s implementation of sovereign border controls.
A room service order made by tennis star Novak Djokovic is said to have included a large poster of Rita Hayworth and a small rock hammer it is revealed today.
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