Callum McManaman to teach military field medics how to remove legs in battle
British armed forces are to learn the best way to remove limbs from injured comrades thanks to the skilled feet of Wigan forward Callum McManaman.
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ITV commentator fined for bringing self to orgasm during Barcelona commentary
ITV have announced this morning that they have fined Clive Tyldesley after the commentator was clearly heard tugging himself to orgasm over Barcelona’s performance in the Champions League yesterday.
Oscar Pistorius on verge of mistaking himself for a burglar, warns family friend
The family of Paralympian murder-suspect Oscar Pistorius, fear their son may be on the brink of mistaking himself for a late-night burglar.
Elderly northern prostitutes not keen on new Rooney deal
OAP prostitutes across the North of England are unwilling to offer out-of-favour punter Wayne Rooney a new sex contract, according to reports.
