England manager Roy Hodgson has confirmed he will use the friendly matches in the run up to the World Cup next summer to give chances to other fringe jokes in his repertoire.
View article >England qualified for the Brazil World Cup last night, providing fans with months of speculation as to how disastrously they will fare in the finals next summer.
Scientists believe they are close to a cure for all illnesses based on Man City goalkeeper Joe Hart’s inability to catch anything at all.
Fans of nineteen Premier League clubs have hailed David Moyes’ start as manager of Manchester United as nothing short of ‘miraculous’.
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