Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has welcomed his team’s exit from the Champions League, insisting it will give him and his team time to focus on excuses for their ongoing domestic failure.
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Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew is to wear a vet-style cone during future matches to protect opposing players and officials from unprovoked physical attacks.
Britain’s armchair athletes have insisted they could bring back the gold from the Winter Olympics if longest skid on an icy pavement is made an official discipline.
Manchester United are prepared to offer under-fire giraffe Marius The Second an eleventh hour lifeline in the form of a six-year managerial contract, according to reports.
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