After the government announced plans to make it compulsory to microchip your cat, gullible simpletons have seen the news as confirmation that we will be next in the government’s plans for uninterrupted state surveillance.
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A disingenuous feline has lulled his unsuspecting owner into a false sense of security over the proposed implanting of an electronic chip in his neck ahead of new government regulations.
A man has expressed his utter disgust at what is happening in the Israeli – Gaza conflict despite having absolutely no idea what is happening in the Israeli – Gaza conflict.
Simone Williams, an accountant from Luton, has become concerned that when she sends a long text to her husband, detailing some interaction she just had with a third party, the single emoji he sends as a reply might not be a true reflection of his thoughts on the matter.
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