A woman has today insisted she doesn’t trust the government enough to get vaccinated against Covid, even though she’s happy to let a beautician inject literal poison into her forehead three times a year.
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With the funeral of Prince Philip complete, Princess Diana has breathed a sigh of relief and emerged from hiding.
A woman has told her colleagues today that she can’t wait to see them in the office next week as her company begins its gradual return to normality, even though she would be perfectly happy never to see any of them in person ever again.
America has lots and lots of guns it is revealed today.
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