Environmental disaster! Chelmsford rainforests now completely eradicated
In a new catastrophe for the environment, the famous rainforests of Chelmsford, known as ‘Essex’s Lungs’ have been completely eradicated, say scientists.
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Potential Halloween lockdown could see local yobs forced to egg their own houses
The tosspots down the road may have nobody to play their pranks on this Halloween but themselves.
Government to impose tough new 10pm pub curfew forcing drinkers to just go out a couple of hours earlier
The government is set to introduce tough new measures this week in the northeast of England which could see a strict 10 pm curfew imposed on pubs and restaurants in the region, forcing drinkers, to have to head out a couple of hours earlier instead.
ITV apologises to Jim Davidson for lack of on-air representation for the ‘racist twat’ minority
ITV has issued a full and unreserved apology today to former television comedian and current YouTube gammon-herder Jim Davidson, after admitting claims of a complete lack of on-air cultural representation for racist twats.
