The staid world of loathsome arseholes was shaken today as their emblematic power couple announced they would go their separate ways but reassured their fans they both remain fully committed to being utter shits who debase everything they touch.
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A man has been forced to sit and read the back of a toilet duck bottle today, after completely forgetting to take his phone to the toilet when he went for his morning shit.
We’ve fed your kids and beaten Germany so wind your necks in, assuming you’re not too fat to have one.
In a breakthrough for humanity, geneticists believe they have found the gene that causes some wretched unfortunates to think that a wink, often accompanied with a quick tilt of the head, is somehow a perfectly reasonable way to communicate with fellow human beings.
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