New Highway Code changes to help increase the safety of cyclists and pedestrians could lead to situations where cyclists are flagrantly using their newfound powers to avoid being run over, according to reports this morning.
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Online firebrands have launched a scathing critique of the Royal Navy after it emerged it regularly rescued German mariners from the sea and shipped them back to Britain during World War 2.
Sources at the Royal National Lifeboat Institution have confirmed that their next ship might be named ‘The Nigel’ after a tidal wave of loathing for Nigel Farage resulted in a jump in contributions by people wanting to find some way to make his life miserable.
Twitter has announced that it plans to start adding blue dick badges to accounts in order to help users spot weapons-grade knobheads.
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