Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has commissioned a new nativity play in which the true heroes are the innkeepers who insisted they were full, despite increasing left-wing liberal pressure to adopt and open-door policy.
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Rupert Murdoch’s new News Channel GB News has been approved by Ofcom and will launch in March with a promise to ‘represent the unrepresented’ and ‘serve those who feel underserved and unheard’ which, presumably means black people and other minorities, homosexuals, immigrants and all those who are marginalised by mainstream television.
The introduction of an inoculation vaccination against Smallpox has been unmasked as a government conspiracy to inject honest, god-fearing yeomen with microscopic cows, according to ardent pamphleteer Simon Williams.
A 35-year-old man who paid zero attention to his science teachers, or the books he was encouraged to read during his admittedly brief time in the formal education system, is today telling everyone he’s done all of his own research on today’s medical crisis.
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