Metropolitan Police announce crackdown on Mothers’ Day celebrations
Following last night’s exuberance at the vigil for Sarah Everard, the Metropolitan Police are gearing up to teach your Mum an important fucking lesson today.
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People of Clapham protected from terrifying small group of mourners holding vigil
The people of Clapham were breathing a sigh of relief after police moved quickly to arrest a small group of mourners holding a vigil for a murdered woman.
“Maybe tomorrow…” sighs despondent Myanmar protestor after scanning global headlines again
A Myanmar protestor has been left devoid of all hope after scanning numerous news organisations only to find that every single headline is devoted to former royal Prince Harry or former human Piers Morgan.
Dog takes huge pride in successfully scaring away postman for 1,743rd time in a row
Local dog Buster Williams is today celebrating his ongoing run of glorious victories against the fearful postman who is no match for his bravery.
