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Guest Opinion: Now is the time to heal and grow together, and not politicise the destruction of Alderaan

There has been a lot of anger in recent days over the so-called ‘destruction’ of Alderaan, but now is the time to put aside our differences and move on, says the Grand Moff Tarkin.

‘I can’t live under these strict draconian rules anymore’ says man wandering around Costco looking at massive TV’s

A man has revealed today that he cannot continue to live under such strict draconian rules for much longer in England, whilst spending the afternoon wandering around Costco looking at OLED televisions.

“Clap For Heroes” means all kinds of people will be rewarded with applause instead of adequate pay

That 8pm clap thingy is back.

Experts warn dogging “could be extinct by mid-February”

Much like many of its participants, the dogging scene is on its knees.

Woman would find giving up work for Lent far easier than coffee or chocolate

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Millions looking forward to celebrating that time Jesus and his disciples ate pancakes or whatever

Labour centrists rocked as man refers to Tony Blair as ‘Tony B. Liar’ on Facebook

Harry and Meghan banned from using the names ‘Harry’ and ‘Meghan’

Government urged to implement points-based system for anyone trying to move into the Cabinet

Police identify suspicious object in Leeds City Centre as a ‘vegetable’

Waitrose introduces new points-based system for prospective shoppers

Man celebrates winning argument against wife with victorious night on sofa

Prince Andrew celebrating 60th birthday with ‘quiet one’ at Woking Pizza Express

Brexiter who has never set foot in a museum insists nation fights to the death to keep Elgin marbles

Facebook ‘Doppelganger challenge’ brings record usage of phrase “Pfft yeah OK mate”

Health experts recommend eating more vegans

Tabloids take break from deciding which celeb to take down this week to write sympathetically on Caroline Flack ‘tragedy’

Parents fear that teenage daughter might give in to peer pressure and try veganism

Men in relationships heading to Clinton Cards at lunchtime

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