Former EDL leader and professional gammon-herder Tommy Robinson has been told that if he doesn’t like the laws of this country then he should go and live somewhere else, after losing in court, again.
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With a shortage of toys for Christmas predicted, the government has announced it will reopen long-dormant mines so poor children will get at least something this year – a lump of coal.
A parent has demanded both his children fully complete their Christmas list by close of business today it is revealed, just to help ‘Santa’ out with this year’s delivery of toys.
John Lewis has revealed that this year’s Christmas advert is currently stuck inside Felixstowe Port and may not be here for Christmas.
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