The Catholic Church is unable to bless same-sex unions it has insisted today, as it is ‘impossible’ for God to bless the millions of gay people he has created and continues to create every single day.
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The south of England is facing total societal collapse and a possible descent into cannibalism after the M6 was closed at Junction 25 for several hours today.
Women across the country have been advised to become statues associated with historical racism if they want to be safe, and quickly.
Following last night’s exuberance at the vigil for Sarah Everard, the Metropolitan Police are gearing up to teach your Mum an important fucking lesson today.
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