Rich crop of bags of dogshit tells Britain spring is finally here
Spring has truly sprung across Britain and the sunshine has brought forth a rich crop of bags of dogshit in the nations’ trees and verges.
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US police to be issued mandatory pictures of guns, in order to check what they are actually holding
Police officers in the US are to be provided with mandatory pictures of handguns to keep in their vehicles to enable them to double check what they are actually holding in their hand at any given time.
Prince Andrew furious after being told he can’t take a date to his Dad’s funeral
Prince Andrew is on the warpath today after Palace insiders revealed that he is not being allowed to bring a date to his father’s funeral on Saturday.
Girlfriend cold, reports indicate
Your girlfriend is cold, according to extensive reports today.
