A man has managed to get one last squeeze out of his empty tube of toothpaste this morning, for the 37th consecutive day. Simon Williams, who was about to throw the empty tube away last month, rolled up the bottom again this morning and somehow managed to get another large blob of toothpaste from theView article >
Following the middling box office performance of Disney film ‘Lightyear’, which features a same-sex kiss, Simon Williams was quick to take to social media commenting “Go Woke go broke” without noticing that he hasn’t been rewarded financially for his life as a bigot.
Anyone who was tricked into believing in a ‘Brexit dividend’ has been urged to avoid scams that target the gullible for the foreseeable future.
A human question mark you happen to share an office with has been loudly waffling about how planned strike actions made him reminiscent of the seventies even though he was born to the sound of Wham. The highly irritating colleague has taken a break from sending all his coworkers custom made Wordle puzzles involving motivational