A man has shrunk his feet today after a helpful shop assistant at his local shoe store helpfully offered a size eight shoe due to unfortunately having no size elevens left in stock.
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4-year-old Jake Williams will today tell his parents he tried school, didn’t like it, and will ask what else he can do instead.
A fly who has been buzzing around near an open window without actually flying through it has been branded ‘an idiot’ by the man who opened the window.
A woman has put the central heating in her house back on full today, for the next 8 months solid until approximately next May.
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