In what might prove to be the most difficult aspect of the transition from home-working to going back to the office, the IT department have confirmed that you will not be allowed to access porn at your desk.
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The Duke of York has been served with legal papers mocked up to look like a Pizza Express menu.
Experts in artificial intelligence have responded with amazement, and some scepticism, to Google Brain’s recent assertion that before the decade is up, it will have cracked the linguistic Holy Grail of understanding what the fuck residents of Newcastle are talking about.
The late summer heatwave has led to a local man having to peel his clammy testicles from his inner thigh in a move he had considered over for another year.
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