Euromillions winner to buy entire family a full tank of petrol
A record-breaking Euromillions lottery winner has announced he is finally wealthy enough to treat his entire family to a tank of petrol.
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Passer-by hailed as hero after smashing car window to save crate of beer from heat death
A man from Basingstoke is being hailed as a hero today after he smashed the passenger window of a car parked in the blazing sun to save a beer crate thoughtlessly abandoned by its owner. Simon Williams has been been put forward for a number of awards, including the Pride of Britain. “Anyone else in
Wife reluctantly concedes to changing spring duvet to summer duvet
A wife from Chelmsford, Essex has finally admitted that the time may be right to change from the spring duvet to the summer one.
Girlfriend’s feet somehow still cold
Local girlfriend Simone Williams somehow still has feet like blocks of ice, it has emerged this morning. Her feet, which you are going to feel whether you like it or not because she’s going to try and warm them on your legs at two o’clock tomorrow morning, are indeed chilly despite it being thirty-seven de-fucking-grees.
