A man’s porch is covered in small flies today along with the horrible smell of rotting veg, after going far too early with the carved pumpkins once again this year.
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A serving police officer who has been sacked for stealing £1 of Jaffa cakes from the station canteen has said he wishes he’d just murdered someone as then he’d have got a promotion.
Weather forecasters are predicting that the weather will continue being a bit inbetweeny for at least another week.
Christmas has been cancelled after Santa has taken a more lucrative delivery job in the haulage industry.
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