Lorry driver announces plan to overtake 0.00000001mph faster than other lorry
Users of a busy dual carriageway have been delighted by a lorry driver’s plan to spend the next 45 minutes in an overtaking manoeuvre.
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Man who successfully put together flat-pack cupboard confident he should add ‘carpentry’ to CV
Simon Williams, 45, has successfully put together a new flat-pack cupboard for the hall, and now believes this effectively makes him a carpenter.
‘Please leave your filthy mugs and pots for me’ pleads Washing Up Fairy
A tiny blonde lady sporting wings and wearing Marigolds has insisted she is the washing-up fairy.
Man questions the meaning of life after spending over six weeks researching vacuums
A man in his forties has questioned the significance of life and his own existence after it took him a full six weeks to buy a new vacuum cleaner.
